Let’s talk about LOVE TRIANGLES…
This is how this shit works in literature:
- Lead Character (Probably Female): Usually awkward, finds herself unattractive and plain even though she unintentionally catches the eye of those around her. Often excels at a particular subject and nobody within the novel is better than her at it. Is oblivious to the affections of her best friend, who is usually of the opposite sex.
Examples: Bella Swan, Clary Fray, Katniss Everdeen.
- The Best Friend: Always of the opposite sex to the lead character. Has loved the lead, or had feelings for them, for a long time. Gets put through a hell of a lot of shit because lead character drags them through piles of it … unintentionally of course. Wouldn’t want out lead to be a bitch now, would we? Will go to extreme lengths to defend the lead and often dislikes, or even hates, the eventual partner.
Examples: Jacob Black, Simon Lewis, Gale Hawthorne.
- The Eventual Partner: The new guy/girl, that immediately catches the leads eye (not always for positive reasons). Often has nice hair, chiseled face and is athletic. Their bond with the lead is strong and they stick together, even though real life shit likes to try and break them apart. In competition with the best friend and there’s a strong dislike there, which is usually resolved by the end of the series. Usually. Not always.
Examples: Edward Cullen, Jace Wayland/Herondale, Peeta Mellark.
(I fucking hate love triangles. God bless Harry Potter's lack of them.)
Look what’s on TV now, folks.
So, I was thinking about the endings for all of the Twilight characters. Not just Bella and Edward.
Like, how much happier they appear at the end of the series in comparison to the beginning.
Conversation with this bitch over Facebook.
"have i foundd youuuuu super racist stupid gun laws and homo hattteee"
…that changes the prom scene. A lot.
twilight saga meme | the best of
∟ "they don’t live in the world they think they live" - Mike Newton
Catherine Hardwicke on the audition of Kristen and Rob for Twilight (x)
Catherine, you crazy Texan bitch, I love you.
Attention fabulous British folk, such as myself
Twilight is on Film4 right now ;)
Twilight Saga | Edward and Bella + “Forever”
Look what just arrived! It’s bigger than I thought it’d be…
I’m in my onesie, cozy as fuck and ready to draw.
I just need something in the background. Shall I have a Twilight marathon or a Harry Potter marathon?
(oh, and if you hate on either one of them I’ll … flick you or something cos’ I don’t have the strength to punch you.) So, help?
Twilight + Seth McFarlane Shows = Pure Joy