…because the Eclipse posters were my favourites.

Hey, MTV! I don’t like you and don’t care about you but I care about my fandom so on their behalf I present you with this award…

…you know, since you robbed us of ours. 

So The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is on Film4 tonight at 9pm and The Runaways is on Film4 on Saturday at 9pm. 

“The bond forged between us was not one that could be broken by absence, distance, or time. And no matter how much more special or beautiful or brilliant or perfect than me he might be, he was as irreversibly altered as I was.”

This is perfect. I want to be hugged like that.

The wolf pack

The ‘woofs’ have arrived.

(Source: wolfpackteam)

“Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?”

I’m sorry, do I look 12? 

When do we get the extended BD1 scene(s)??

I fucking love it in New Moon when Mr. Berty asks Edward to repeat the last few lines of Romeo and Juliet and Edward does it perfectly cos’ he’s 109 years of perfection.

Lets play a game that I like to call, “How many times does Kristen tell Rob to “shut up” in the Eclipse commentary”…

So, I’m a little bit in love with my bookshelf. It’s slightly perfect.

I did something bad.

Well, I know what I’m getting for Crimbo so it’s not really a terrible thing but I peeked into one of the boxes and guess what I saw…

It’s just the most beautiful that’s ever happened. 

Next Saturday on Channel 4 (UK) The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Remember Me are on.

…I will forgive Channel 4 for using dubstep on the Eclipse advert and talking shit about Rob because of this.

I know what I’ll be doing next Saturday then.

The guy who I was talking about a few days ago (the one who pisses me off all the time) gets to play Jacob in the Twilight parody thing my friends are doing for drama.

YOU SIR DO NOT DESERVE THAT PRIVILEGE AND HERE’S 15 REASONS WHY:

1. You’re a read-head
2. You’re a twat
3. You’re a red-head 
4. You’re posh 
5. You’re a red-head
6. …who’s also a twat
7. You’re pale as fuck
8. You’re a red-head
9. …who’s also a twat and really fucking pale
10. You face suggests James as a more suitable character
11. …you’re personality does too since you chase girls who are afraid of you.
12. Jacob has reasons to be a twat
13. …you’re just a twat
14. I slapped you once and you ran off in a huff
15. I don’t like you