…wish me luck, y’all. I’m gonna fucking need it.
The second one. Oh, my god, the second one! *____*
Minimalist posters of Robert Pattinson movies
(I just want to say that my Nan (bless her heart) is 71 years old and barely knows what she’s talking about and this is all stuff that she said over a period of possibly years. Okay, let us proceed … )
Cedric Diggory - “He’s a huff-puff … shall I continue?”
Edward Cullen - “I like that one. Not the sparkly git, the other one.”
Tyler Hawkins - “He has the strangest angry face.”
Jacob Jankowski - "He had a shower. See, he can be presentable!"
Georges Duroy - “I don’t know what you call men like that Molly, but I call them man-whore’s…”
(couldn’t find a good GIF of him)
I love my nan but she does talk some shit…