May 2013
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I JUST RAN INTO THE FUCKING DOOR SEND HELP
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stuckinthiscocoon asked: Alright. It must be made so for Mother. Then Mother could read it at our weekly fanfiction book club meeting!!!! *looks around* I'm not doing it. *hahahhahhahahahahhaah* That's funny. Yall thought I was gunna do it. *HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH* *clears throat* I'll see what I can do. I make no promises though.
stuckinthiscocoon asked: hahhhaa and maybe you'd get lucky and on your wedding night you could have a four some --asdfdjsl;jkl-- because i could totally see Taylor being up for it and Kristen (and you) are drunk so...
Anonymous asked: kristen, emma watson and jenifer lawrence idek
stuckinthiscocoon asked: Kristen, Robert and Taylor.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A 'FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH'...
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Some of you make me want to throw myself out my bedroom window. I live in a bungalow so I wouldn’t get very far but it’s the action itself…
Anonymous asked: Sometimes in the daytime I like to look up at the stars and sometimes I see nineteen pointed stars.
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I want to gather my followers in a circle around me, underneath a blanket fort and just read fanfiction to them.
“Come hither, children. Do you wish for M-Rated? Of course you do…”
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Oh, and my niece/nephew is due this Thursday. So sometime soon I’m not gonna be here for a while cos’ I’m going to meet her/him. Just a heads up.
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I turned anon back on.
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Has everyone calmed down now? Is it safe to approach?
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Can I turn anon back on? Or are people still being immature little twats?
Wonderful. I’ll get on that tomorrow.
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Twitter: Death threats, to people who don't agree with your views, in 140 characters or less #lol
People on Twitter are insane! I’m fucking terrified of them.
Aggressive people. Aggressive, I tell you.
I have manic depression and I’m calmer than they are.
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Guys…
…okay. Everyone. Come huddle with me.
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Do you think this source is the same person. Like, in every article, about everything. Just one person going around giving away information but never revealing their true identity.
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BITCHES ARE SAD, SPECULATING AND NEGATIVE.
MOTHER BLOGGER IS HERE TO CALM FOLKS DOWN AND BRING JOY TO THE FANDOM.
WATCH THIS SHIT
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Everyone’s acting as if someone’s died and I’m sorry but it’s really funny.
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I thought Rob was wearing a fez. I laughed way too hard.
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stewartpiper asked: Rob pictures with him with Bernie and Bear and a lot of luggage in the back of his truck.
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I have no idea what’s going on cos’ I’m not on my laptop but bitches are panicking and I don’t like it.
I love you guys so calm your titanos.
stuckinthiscocoon asked: Hahahha. Sorry. I'll do my best not to let it happen agin. *cough* I make no promises tho. I just saw it when I was at work and wanted to 'ask' you about it before I forgot. It was the most recent thing on my dash, so everybody else must have been asleep. Lol
stuckinthiscocoon asked: When you were liveblogging yesterday while watching BDP2, after you woke up your mom, and you had pics of 5 different scenes, you were like, "what's goin on with Bella's hair??" And that's what I was referring to!
stuckinthiscocoon asked: About 4) experiencing an orgasm makes her [hair] come alive! ~~~~
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panic-at-the-winnie asked: You have a way with words, Molly.
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Hour 3 of having no laptop
I have resorted to plunging my eyebrows into the deep depths of hell to prevent the boredom that it threatening to overtake me. This process is referred to as “tweezing”.
…but I have a great view of Edward/Bella sex in the mirrors reflection. So not all joy has been lost.
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Aww, my OTP just got married. Shame they can’t have kids cos’ you know … one of them has been dead for 90+ years.
…oh, wait.
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