THIS BITCH IS WEARING A HAT!
I’m not sure that’s appropriate Volturi battle attire.
So nonchalant it’s unbelievable.
“Just killin’, nbd.”
Renesmee is about 2 months old and she has a fucking laptop.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD WHEN I WAS 2 MONTHS OLD? A PACIFIER.
Plus, what the fuck is gonna do with it? Play Club Penguin? OMG what if she asked Bella and Edward for a membership?
OMFG HELP ME
Molly Thomas > William Shakespeare
‘Kay. Couple of things.
1) Books? Bitch, I don’t think they’re gonna be reading in that bedroom of theirs.
2) Candles? They’re gonna be fucking all over the place … that’s a fire hazard.
3) THEY DON’T HAVE A HEADBOARD.
4) The fuck is going on with her hair? Did the candles set fire to it?
5) Close your curtains if you gonna stand there in your birthday suits. Oh, and what are Rob’s back muscles? Unff.
…this moment took us 5 movies. 5 FUCKING MOVIES FOR VAMPIRE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
The Cullens don’t give a shit about your problems, bitch.
…especially not Edward.
I have resorted to plunging my eyebrows into the deep depths of hell to prevent the boredom that it threatening to overtake me. This process is referred to as “tweezing”.
…but I have a great view of Edward/Bella sex in the mirrors reflection. So not all joy has been lost.
Aww, my OTP just got married. Shame they can’t have kids cos’ you know … one of them has been dead for 90+ years.
You don’t know true happiness until your OTP gets married.
He couldn’t look more like an angst ridden teenager if he tried, you know … since he is an angst ridden teenager.
Oh, and … sweater. Sweater-ward is Better-ward.
It’s just … I don’t even know … just wow.
Sweater-ward for life.
…I don’t think you understand…
…of what you just said.
Sweater-ward is Better-ward.